STAND-UP COMEDY COMEDY CELLAR 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & ...

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com. Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Greer Barnes, Match Fatel, Modi, Godfrey. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Wanda Sykes, Dave Attell, Greg Giraldo, Tom Papa, Godfrey.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. THURS: MC William Stephenson, Ray Ellin, Lenny Marcus, Marla Schultz. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampert, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz. TUES: MC Scott Blakeman, Kyle Dunnigan, D.C. Benny, Wanda SykesHall.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show starting at 8:45, $12.50. No min. WEDS-SUN: Carrie Karavas, Joe Mulligan, Richie Byrne, Justin McKinney, Nancy Redman, John Rizzo. MON & TUES: Andres Fernandez, Greg Carey, Jerryy Dinerm Nancy Redman, Carrie Karavas, Justin McKinney.

Gotham Comedy Club

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 367-9000. Shows Thurs. at 8:30, Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30. WEDS: Robert Klein. THURS: "Breakup Girl Live! FRI-SAT: Louis Ramey, Greg Giraldo, David Nash.

NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB

241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 696-5233. WED & SUN-TUES: Measure for Measure, 8, $15.

ROSE'S TURN

55 Grove St. (7th Ave. S.), 875-7785. TUES: "Politics As Usual" with Leanna Conley, David Ilku, Rob Shapiro, Dave Hirsch, Jason Grossman, Kelley Deconnick, Sharon Fogarty, Al Quagliata, 7, $5 & 2 drink min.

stand up ny

236 W. 78th St (B'way), 595-0850. WEDS: The Funniest Gay & Lesbian Contest 2000, 7, $10.