STAND-UP COMEDY BABY JUPITER 170 Stanton St. (Orchard St.), 212-982-2229. ...

170 Stanton St. (Orchard St.), 212-982-2229. THURS: Rick Shapiro, 8, $12.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Tim Young, Vanessa Hollingshead, Nick DiPaolo, Tom Papa, Greg Giraldo, Teddy Bergeron, Greer Barnes, Jim Norton, Modi, Dave Attell, John Bush, Cynthia Koury, Tony Rock, Judah Friedlander, Ardie Fuque. MON-TUES: Colin Quinn, Wanda Sykes, Greg Giraldo, Marc Maron, Tom Papa, Nick Dipaolo, Godfry.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386 or www.comicstriplive.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz.

Gladys' Comedy Room

Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45 St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. $12 & $10 min., $7 & $5 min. w/mention of NY Press. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Warren Holstein, Russ Meneve, Julius Sharpe, Eric Bronstein, Mike Singer & Gladys [through 7/22].

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000 or www.gothamcomedy.com Shows Weds & Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, both $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: Robert Klein. THURS: Comedy Salsa feat. Rod Reyes & Angel Salazar.

Rose's Turn

55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-366-5438. THURS: Hopscotch: The New York Sex Comedy, 9, $5 & 2 drink min.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850 or www.standupny.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9; Fri. & Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12, $12. WEDS & THURS: Tom Papa, Jim Norton, Dave Attell, Mike Estime, Greg Carey. FRI & SAT: Joe Mantarese, Jim David, Lisa Lampanelli, Patti Rosborough. SUN & MON: Jim David, Eddie Brill, Paul Mercurio, Jimmy Tingle, Wali Collins.